I happened upon a link the other day that announced, alarmingly enough, "Writer M.D. Spenser Dies."
So I clicked on the link and found this: "NOTE: M.D. Spenser has not yet died."
Well, this was news to me. I wondered perhaps if I was browsing the web from the far side. Maybe I had died without realizing it. Is this what death is like, I wondered?
So I clicked on the link and found this: "NOTE: M.D. Spenser has not yet died."
Whew! What a relief! Apparently it's a tribute page just waiting for me to kick the bucket.
Wait on, folks, wait on. M.D. Spenser has not yet died.
Wait on, folks, wait on. M.D. Spenser has not yet died.